Apologies for my absence.
Or is that abscess? No, that’s gross, it’s definitely absence. I’ve had a couple of quite.. errrr… interesting days. I found out very suddenly late last week that I am redundant. Well, actually, my job...
View ArticleAnd Den(im)?
I need your help occasional reader. Is wearing all denim acceptable without a mullet or cowboy boots? Should I be leaving this look in the wardrobe or does it look totally acceptable? I can’t work out...
View ArticleTo suit or not to suit?
I have an interview booked for this Thursday morning with a director of an employment agency. There’s no particular role in mind, it’s more of a meet, greet and chat about my general skills and...
View ArticleArmani’s a man’s man.
Try saying that fast five times. I don’t mean that that that that that…. Armani. Giorgio, Emporio, Collezioni, Jeans or Exchange, they’re all fine places to shop and pieces to wear. I’ve brought the...
View ArticleGFC. Global financial crisis, or the dyslexic acronym for Holy crap, that’s...
I took a trip over to Bondi Junction Westfield last night. I had heard that David Jones was having one of their unadvertised footwear clearances. How did I hear about it? I offer sexual favours to a...
View ArticleHow about a BJ?
Maybe even a pair of BJs? Baoji Fashion is a leading Thai footwear label, mostly specialising in sneakers. They also seem to be fans of shortening their name to BJ on all their products. From here on...
View ArticleSpeaking of fabulous….
It’s been a while since I photographed my place of worship. During my weekly exercise of wiping down the residents of the shoeplex, using a fairy tear soaked unicorn hair chamois of course, I noticed...
View ArticleThey followed me home. Can I keep them?
I had absolutely no intention of buying a pair of shoes yesterday. It just so happened that I was in Bondi Junction for work, and during my lunch break, I did what everybody does on their lunch break....
View ArticleThe pitter patter of little feet, dahlinks!
No, I didn’t get anyone pregnant. Nor have I become a medical marvel and impregnated myself. There has, however, been a recent addition to the immediate population of my circle of friends, with my best...
View ArticlePlease leave a message…
Nobody is here to take your call right now. Or to leave a post, for that matter. I’m simply too tired to write anything engaging today, so I’ll leave it up to you to use your imagination and pretend I...
View ArticleThe very few layers of Mike.
Layers. I’m not talking about anything deep like personality or inner identity. That would be a very short conversation. A friend recently posted this to my Facebook page and said she was reminded of...
View ArticleYour opinion?
Yes? Or… No! Or… My, but you’re looking very masculine and slightly lumberjackey today! Shoes – G.H. Bass & Co Jeans – Hugo Boss Shirt – Oxford Jacket – Armani
View ArticleNew shoes! Again!
Okay, they may not be my most impressive purchase, nor the sexiest additions to the Shoeplex, but they’re still nice. They’re kind of like the non threatening Shoeplex neighbour. They’re not going to...
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